|Thank you for all the weapons, Mr Obama|
Loyal Marxist zealots in the news media rushed to defend their president by burying the story. But it wouldn't go away.
|We must protect the Great Leader|
Next, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was called upon to fall on her sword for the President. She agreed to take the blame. What choice did she have? Congress subpoenaed her to step forward and testify as to what exactly went on inside the White House that resulted in this horrific dereliction of duty. This was a problem for the Obama White House because Hillary is terrible at being convincing when feigns normal human emotions. She comes across as cold and autocratic rather than intelligent and sensitive. People who have worked around her say that this is how she really is and that is why she comes across that way. She's an ice queen and a control freak. This is fine when you are in a position of power, interrogating rather than being interrogated. But Benghazi is a crisis in which the Obama White House desperately needs for her to be weepy and sorrowful for the deaths of the 4 Americans, even as she lies her ass off in denying that the White House was in any way responsible.
So the White House came up with a plan to buy time until after the election was over and the scandal could no longer hurt Obama's re-election. Hillary faked a fall and declared that she had a concussion. Had she been a man no one would have believed this for a minute. But because she is a woman, she knows she can always fall back on the "weak and delicate" ploy to gain an advantage. She has used this her entire career, despite calling herself a militant feminist. Hillary declared that she could not testify. She was in the hospital and was ordered by her doctors to stay right where she was. So sorry, can't come out and testify at your little hearing over why 4 Americans were slaughtered by bloodthirsty Muslims. Maybe tomorrow.
|Me so clumsy! Ha ha! Me clumsy dumb girl!|
'Oh silly woman, you are such a klutz, such a girl! Ha ha!'
But she hadn't been laying quietly in a hospital bed recovering from any head injury. No, she had been rehearsing feverishly with Hollywood's best acting coaches and DC's best trial lawyers to prepare for the now inevitable hearing at which she must appear. She practiced crying. She practiced being outraged. She practiced appearing human.
But despite the weeks of practice, it was apparent that she just wasn't going to be convincing.
|Cold fish Clinton can't act|
Outgoing Defense Secretary Leon Panetta announced that he was overruling America's military experts and sending women into combat alongside the men on a permanent basis.
|I don't care if women die as long as it covers my boss' ass|
Of course, Obama had already implemented a 'temporary' policy of forcing women into combat anyway, so this wasn't really that big of a change. But the media is all too happy to pretend that it is just for the sake of covering their messiah's ass for him.
And some are saying that sacrificing the lives of American women just for political cover is the coldest and most self-serving thing any sitting president has done in a very, very long time.
|NARAL - for elderly lesbians who suddenly need an abortion|
|I'm trying to imitate emotions I've seen others experience|
It's just business as usual here in the Obamanation.
|I'm fucking you all!|