The Winner - Red!
So, it's Christmas right now and my time is divided between a large number of things, but I shall endeavor to crank out this twisted version of the ancient children's story just as fast as I can. Maybe if it goes well I'll take whatever fairy tale was number 2 in the poll and rewrite it, too. We'll see.
Thank you for voting, and for even caring whether I wrote anything or not.
18 comments:
Yay!!!!!!
*jumps up and down like a demented koala on speed*
Story time!!! Yes please!!
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Awesome! And thanks for posting the Fractured Fairy Tale. I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid.
Sweet, I look forward to this.
Ute, theoreticaly the story of Little Red Riding Hood could take place in Adelaide. And instead of a forest she could be wandering a nude beach.
ScarletB, Little Blue Riding Hood. Hmm, that could have potential, too. Perhaps she'd be the mortal enemy of Little Red Riding Hood?
BadB, I love Fractured Fairy Tales!
Alyson, I just hope I am up to the task. Its encouraging to hear that people are looking forward to something I haven't even written yet.
YAS!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I am SO looking forward to this now! :o)))))
LOL @ Ute. demented koala on speed LOL!!!!!!!!!
I can't remember what I voted for now......
Ute, alternatively, she could be a Melbourne call girl who drives a V8 ute and gives the best blowjobs in all of Victoria.
Kath, There will likely be loads of subtext. And I have been considering making her a genuine redhead - curtains, drapes and all. This is likely going to take me awhile, though.
AlleyC, that's all right if you can't remember. If this goes over well enough I'll probably rewrite them all.
Pffffffftttt, 'sif Victorians give better blowies. I thought you were writing fact, not fiction!
Welcome back, Spiky.
Little Red Riding hood
Rapo
Theme The kiss off.
Purpose Sexual teasing.
Roles Persecutor (P), Victim (V).
Social Rapo is a sadistic, mean-spirited game, which is, unfortunately, extremely common, and about which much has been written. It is essentially a power play, in format, and may vary from an exceedingly subtle abstract psychological motif, all the way to brutal and viciously physical 3rd degree forms which may end in homicide.
P sets V up by coming on flirtatious or overtly sexual. Usually before the consummation of the act, P rejects V and proceeds to enjoy V's discomfort. A well-matched partner is often found in masochistic Kick me players. Rapo may be played by either or both sexes. Female-initiated hetro Rapo often proceeds from ***** envy. Further gratification may be obtained if P is able to enjoin a third party, often the legal system, into a game of Let's You and Them Fight, with a bogus cry of sexual assault or harassment. Male hetro Rapo is often exploitive in nature, with such variations as Casting Couch, Under the Desk, etc. Homosexual forms have been described.
Payoffs - the sundry payoffs of social Rapo include the collection of righteous indignation stamps, gratification in the affirmation of attractiveness/seductiveness, the triumph of the con (or of revenge) and the vindication of a "they (often the entire opposite sex) are not-OK" position.
Antithesis - this insidious game can be thwarted by persons able to discriminate between genuine expressions of feeling versus the come on of a game, but most of us can probably remember being suckered in once or twice, I'm sure. P needs intensive psychotherapy to uncover and resolve the psychosexual basis of the need to play.
Ute, so which Aussie city should I be going to for the best blowjobs?
Kath, don't go!
DrA, I'm not sure if I can work all that into the story, but I might try.
Oh look, I think I scared her away.
That's up to you. But us South Aussies are known for being better at anything the Mexicans(Victorians) do. ;o)
Ute, so you're saying Adelaide is THE place to go for the world's best oral sex? I'm making a note of this. It's very important!
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