Happy Halloween!
I got a present in the mail
3 hours ago
Monday, October 31, 2011
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- Memphis Steve
- I live in Memphis. I don't own a confederate flag, but I do drive a pickup truck. Everyone here seems to be related. If you move here then you are forever an outsider. I, being from a rival southern state, am considered to be worse than a Yankee due to football rivalries involving colleges that many of the worst people here never attended. Many of my neighbors drive monster trucks and use them to run people off the road for fun. They live by the T-shirt slogan “the biggest truck always has the right of way.” Everyone who moves to Memphis immediately says to themselves "oh Lord, what have I done?" And then they try to move away again. Ah, but there's the rub. Once Memphis has sucked you in, you can never leave. It's like herpes, there's no cure. I have tried to leave Memphis for the past 8 years. And yet, here I am. It's a life sentence. It's hell, only wetter and with hookers.
My Blog List
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Some Unenchanted Evenings9 hours ago
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The Six O’clock Noose11 hours ago
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Random Brain Drain13 hours ago
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It’s that time again16 hours ago
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The End of Boys?16 hours ago
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Oooh yeah ! Oooh yeah ! Oh no !16 hours ago
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Gov. Bobby Jindal on Energy Policy16 hours ago
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The Streets Of Philadelphia17 hours ago
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Stretching the Truth18 hours ago
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Ren Faire1 day ago
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The Last Night Out1 day ago
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Bags of Cancer1 day ago
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getting back into the swing2 days ago
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Das State of Maine2 days ago
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The bitch is back2 days ago
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the “c” word…4 days ago
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Dog Day Afternoon5 days ago
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Letters From Grandpa, other notes1 week ago
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Deep thought2 weeks ago
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And a happy valentine's day ...2 weeks ago
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Valentine's Day Crush2 weeks ago
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New Blog at PJ Media2 weeks ago
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GIVEAWAY WINNER!2 weeks ago
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Slacker4 weeks ago
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Hey Gift Horse!...oh, nevermind.4 weeks ago
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Join "Stop SOPA" Blackout Day1 month ago
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Penises and Vaginas................1 month ago
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Faux Real part 21 month ago
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story.1 month ago
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2011...2 months ago
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91km Bike Ride.3 months ago
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Friendsgiving3 months ago
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This and That3 months ago
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Silppers and Socks5 months ago
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What Day Is It?6 months ago
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And another fake is exposed...7 months ago
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Open Thread7 months ago
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Drifting on a Memory (Joanne)7 months ago
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an announcement...10 months ago
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5 comments:
Mummmmieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Man, those are some serious nipples!!!! ;o)
~shoes~
She could etch glass with those babies...
RedShoe, I can't imagine what could get a mummie excited enough to poke nipple holes in her bandages.
Ute, it must be awfully cold in those pyramids.
Loving that enraged pumpkin, although also kinda not getting the Halloween thing, given it's not really a big part of life downunder in OZ ...
So ... you've been in Memphis for 8 years & you're trying to escape? Is that a cry for help, or are you an alien??!!
RedNomad, I've actually been in Memphis for more like 15, but I started this blog so long ago that it was 8 years when I first started writing about it. I really need to get out of here.
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