Says a man says to his wife, "Get yourself together, woman! You, me and the dog are going fishing."
The wife says, "I dont want to go fishing."
The man gives her 3 choices, fishing, blow job or take it up the ass.
The wife thinks it over and decides to just give him the blow job and stay home.
After she sucks on it for a while she looks up at him and says, "It tastes like shit!"
The man says, "I know, the dog didn't want to go fishing either."
-- All shamelessly stolen from emails Utegirl sent to me.
9 comments:
That's a good one. I might have to use it, lol !
:o))
My werk here is done... x
Ouch...I love going fishing....butt i dont mind the bj either
ewwwww!!!
hehehehehe :0)
Heff, I only steal the best.
Ute, no, no, send more!
TellIt, hmm, you and I should meet up and go fishing. ;)
Emma, exactly!
AlleyC, :)
See what I can do. ;o)
Alright bI ach....I need some attention from you thanks
Ute, much appreciated.
TellIt, I am here for you. How can I be of service?
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