An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.'
'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.'
'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing.'
The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, but none of us could get the jar open.'
7 comments:
tee,he,he,he,he... i have just the thing for that... it's called a "Jarkey". bloody good contraption.
LOL That's a good un:)
ha ha...now that was funny.
You know I really missed reading you.
heheh...why I remember the last time I had a sea man sample...yes, I was in San Diago and the fleet was in. They sure are friendly fellas...kind of the touchy types you know.
later steve. xxx
Ute, sounds like these old folks could've used a jarkey.
OneBadMama, thank ya, I made it up while having sex with Jessica Biel on her private jet.
Spiky, I've missed seeing you around, too. So, you're onstage singing now, eh? Hey, I have a whole submarine filled with seamen you're welcomed to meet.
Funny, Jessica Biel seems like she would be a more interesting lay than that! Obviously, something is terribly awry when you have time to think up jokes during;P
BadMama, well you know how it is, after doing her so many times and in so many different positions and locations, it just starts to get old.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'
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