According to medical researchers in England, since almost no medical research involving males has been done in the United States since the mid 1990s, a man's erect penis is the most important barometer of his overall health.
Seriously.
I'm not kidding.
I wouldn't make this shit up.
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Yea! I'm first!
Can I get a grant for $750,000 to determine if having a blow job more than once a year will affect a man's outlook?
P.S. - I will not being conducting personal research. I will be overseeing the project.
Oh you wouldn't, would you????
They seriously paid money for this research. What was it called DUHR?
Moi, sure, if I'm the one who gets to decide you can. And I volunteer to be involved in the testing, too, just to show my support, of course.
PattiC, well, I mean, I COULD make something like this up, but shockingly enough, I didn't.
Tammy, well, it is useful information. I mean, if your dangle is looking a bit sad and weary then it either means something is wrong and maybe a trip to the cardiologist is needed, or else you just got laid. Presumably the man will know which one it is.
well that is that then.
it's professor kitty from here on it. i've been doing extensive scientific research about men's hard cocks for the best part of 20 years. i am expert.
all i need a white coat and fuckin clipboard and someone will surely start paying my arse for all the startling scientific 'data' i have documented... i'll read some to you
Dear Diary,
Last night I met this group of sailors....
This doesn't surprise me AT ALL
Uh .. duh!
Dr. Kitty, I need to make an appointment to see you. I'm concerned that I may not be as hard as women like and I need an expert opinion.
GirlyG, I think it's pretty interesting, anyway. It's good to have a quick way to check the overall health of my cardiovascular system by simply observing if my morning wood is properly stiff and bouncy.
BetteJ, this is basically the state of men's health research. But it's better than nothing, I guess.
"a man's erect penis is the most important barometer of his overall health"
Wait... you mean there are OTHER barometers of male health???
Suthnuh, allegedly
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